Darth Michael: 
Glad you hear you're feeling better.
Lois always takes 5 minutes longer than Clark to get there?
LOIS: /grumble/
CLARK: /help/
CLAUDE:
I don't get it. Lois is supposed to get somewhere?
Umm…you’ve got some dirt on the page there. /scratches at dirt/
Grammar hard. Breaks own rules of always put comma before "but"... or was that butt?
Thanks.
CLARK: I didn't mean that in a bad way.
I think that might be hazardous to his health. And Lois is already in the business of offing beaus.
Hence why he doesn't mention it.
Maybe Lucy could give him an alibi of how he and Lucy went at it in California?
LOIS: /points to Superman with emphasis/ But he's a Ken doll.
SUPERMAN:
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LUCY: So, he can't even kiss?
He talking about the type that is breaking and entering, conning a fiancé, and generally committing larceny?
Nah. The ones who stalk victims and ask stupid questions until the victim commits a felony on them.
Who knew when a gust of wind might knock off a potted plant from Lois’s fire escape?
Superman!
SUPERMAN: What? I was...um... in Las Vegas?
LOIS:
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Or empty her chamber pot after her drainage got clogged up?
LOIS: /taking notes/ Go on.
/watches as Lois boards the Challanger after having one night of passion with Clark/
/cough/ 1986 /cough/ I remember because when I walked into school that morning, I wondered why all the flags were at half-mast.
And IF I went that route, it sure would make Section 3 have a completely different feel to it than I'm hoping for (and my readers, too, I assume).
She doesn’t like it when she gets sloppy seconds?
Duh! /points to Lois's rules/
Because he’s got that issue with tight spaces? On the plus side, nobody would have wondered if he had floated around in space.
True, but Superman has already been MIA for several days... another week and people might start to worry. Plus, rumor has it that HIS GIRLFRIEND WOULD KILL HIM.
So long as Lois doesn’t try to pick the air lock?
LOIS: What do you mean I can't bring my lock picks?
Couldn’t he get an old space capsule and take her up there?
Well, I guess he could. Since the world is littered with them... in museums and such.
Or take her out to a cemetery, leave her with a gun, and wait for the magic to happen?
She dies from a richotte when she shoots him?
CLARK:
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Perhaps sex first wasn't such a good idea after all.
He’s talking like he’s been up there already.
Um... he kind of took the Prometheus up there. Also, it's why he looks around the room to double check that Jimmy hadn't doubled back.
I’ll be lucky if you’ll want to partner with me after this,” he said with a chuckle.
Later…
LOIS: /sick/
Of Clark? Pregnant with someone else's baby? I don't get it.
Well…Cat did figure it out on her own.
Which is why he didn't say that Cat doesn't qualify.
Hey, she should consider herself lucky. If she had tagged along, they might have charged her for the fare and then she’d be working it off on her back at the Metro Club till she’s forty.
LOIS: So, I should have Superman up-chuck it the bomb and give it back to you?
CLARK: Um... Lois, I didn't swallow the bomb.
LOIS: That wasn't you?
CLARK:
Later… (again)
CAPTAIN: I don’t know. She must have thought it was the ladies room or something. I mean, the airlock door *was* painted red.
2ND in COMMAND:
But doesn’t it take months of training first?
Not for the colonists.
Pregnancy hormones making her horny?
LOIS: No.
CLARK: What?
LOIS: *No!*
ER: /suggests she slam a door in Clark's face/
Yeah, but that was canon Clark. She didn't do that to this Clark.
You think they wouldn’t let him visit?
Clark? Nope. Superman? Maybe.
LEX: So, these new contracts by EPRAD for the space station…
Being that Lex Luthor disgraced EPRAD as much as he did Superman, I doubt they'd sign any contracts with LexCorp.
Personal bathroom? Extra chocolate on the food supply?
ER: /ruins Lois's trip/
LOIS: What do you mean – they don’t take chocolate up into space?
Now, that's just cruel.
Huh, shouldn’t the food be quite unspoiled? Otherwise, the guests would be lying in their rooms, soiling the bed and bathroom, instead of spending their money on the casino floor?
Yes, but if you recall he's some kind of health food nut and I doubt he'd eat at an all-you-can-eat buffet, if he could avoid it.
So, that’s how you’re going to get rid of him?
By Jimmy committing suicide because he couldn't get a job? Possibly.
Maybe he should have shown them the flicks he made with his cousin and some of the college coeds from Jimbo’s class?
JIMMY: What do you mean you *taped* over it?
JIMBO: Star Wars was on.
JIMMY: Well, okay, but don't do it again!
How about ‘Hi, I’ve been looking all over for you, trying to find you. Do you mind if I follow you around?’
JENNY: Help! Superman!
So, Jimbo only paid Jenny for the first night, then, trying to give his cuz a weekend to remember?
Um... A night of flirting?
ER: It broke the poor chap’s heart.
CLARK: Sure did.
LOIS: Hey!
He’s back? But why are they calling in Vegas?
This will be explained. It's a distraction technique. The mugger doesn't know HOW good Superman's hearing is. Maybe he COULD hear it from Metropolis.
Oh dear. Did someone shoot Jimmy? Is he dead? Did they rob him for the 1000 bucks?
And you thought he was staying in Vegas for the woman.
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So, I'm not allowed to drop Red Herrings all off the floor? My bad.
JIMMY:
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Um... the alley was wet?
Aww…he’s going to get laid /hyper/
Oh, did you guys want details? I thought the first time we went over yonder it was supposed to be with Lois and Clark.
JIMMY: Maybe.
And the nerd won’t get laid after all…
JIMMY: Some girls like nerds, right? Right? RIGHT?
THIEF: That dude must have been on meth or something. Throwing good money around like that. /help/
NURSE AT ER: So, you want to explain how you got a quarter lodged in your eye?
THIEF: I slipped?
Umm… also
Are you saying I shouldn't explain one Star Wars reference by using another? Ooops.
