ER: Although, why was Clark happy at the notion of Lois wanting to engage in carnal relations with him and not taking ‘no’ for an answer even if it kills her?
CLARK: Because it meant they beat the curse.
Because they no longer care if Lois dies from too much hanky-panky?
ER: Maybe he should just shut up and look pretty?
EW: And be strong and heroic?
ER: More fun for the readers? Less resolved tension for Lois?
Like this story need more of those. (The latter. I hope to provide lots of the former.)
FRISKIN: So, Mr. Kent, you want to talk about this gag reflex you have whenever you try to be intimate with your girlfriend? Have you ever thought about dumping her and moving on?
CLARK: No.
FRISKIN: Just a moment please. /dials phone/ Is this Yacht’R’US? Yes, I will take that 30ft. Sea Queen model now. Yes, with the gilded bathroom fixtures.
ER: And that’s keeping her safe from generic trackers how?
Ohhhh. You mean electronic trackers. Hmmmm.
That should have been ‘genetic trackers’.
Granola? Powerbars? Chocolate milk? Iced Espresso?
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CLARK: Like I was getting any sleep due to nightmares anyway. What's a few more sleepless nights? Thanks, Michael.
You’re welcome.
Meanwhile…
MET STAR: Crime in Metropolis at all time low.
LOIS: I should've used Krytponite.
CLARK: And that wouldn't have caused problems in our relationship, how?
Because when he comes to, he’d wake up tied to his bed, stripped naked, and with Lois ready to have some fun?
Michael
