Originally Posted by Darth Michael
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ER: Like she now regrets not marrying Lex Luthor?
LOIS: Don't regret that.
LEX: We’ll see about that. devil
LOIS: /glances between Lex and Clark/ Nope. Can't see that happening.

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EW: But out of all the people in the world to hide out with, why Bender? Why his lawyer?
ER: Who knows good hookers with low standards?
BENDER: I may sell my soul to Luthor for $1000/hr but not my body.
LEX: Even dead men aren't that desperate.
ER: No, I thought maybe Bender could recommend good hookers with low standards to his recently liquefied boss.
No hookers have that low of standards.

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EW: Yep. I screwed with Lois's mind on that one.
LOIS: [Linked Image] I’m always getting screwed. And not in the good way!
LEX: I did offer, darling. If you care to remember.
CLARK: *LALALALALALALALA* I don’t remember. *LALALALALALALA*
LOIS: I said "in the good way", Lex. /glances at Clark/ What's wrong with him?

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ER: That why she’s broke and has to pad her paycheck by working at the Metro Club?
Nah, that's just for kicks.
ER: /these kinds?/[Linked Image] ?
LOIS: Nah. I can get those with Lex.

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He not got any standards, does he?
That's what a guy gets when he only wants one type of woman.

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What the reader doesn't know won't hurt 'em?
LEX: What I always say. Which is why I always go for full disclosure in the bedroom.
WOMEN LEAVING LEX'S BEDROOM: I don't know. I could see when I entered, but then he got undressed and it was so horrifying I lost my sight.

VirginiaR.
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