Darth Michael: I see you're catching up.
I posted a new one today.
So, Clark’s thinking Lois is mad at herself because she wasn’t right?
She mad at him for making it obvious to them but not her.
Considering what would happen if he agreed she was…
Probably not a good idea since he knows that there's Kryptonite at the Kent Farm.
LEX: The little woman never knew when to shut up and be accommodating in her wifely duties.
LOIS: Why Lex wouldn't have survived the year if we had actually married.
Considering he never had the urge to do a similar investigation with his own partner, I can see his confusion.
CLARK: That's not true! I mean, I didn't do so, but I wanted to. I just didn't, because the ghost of my mom would come back and spank me. Anyway, it's different when a man's chest is revealed.
LOIS: Not if you're Superman.
CLARK: I meant bare chest.
Invulnerability and Stupidity?
Guts and invulnerability.
Now he thinks he’s got guts?
No, he's always had all three. He's just realized it.
Lois pinched her lips together. “So, all I need to do to get you to tell me the truth is to threaten to kill someone? I’ll keep that in mind.”
Didn’t that work for Lex?
They are more alike than Clark would like to admit.
Like when she tells him that she will stay at home vs when she will tell him that she won’t do anything dangerous?
Something like that.
Isn’t he a sweet guy, what his guilt-bank and all?
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Awwww…he’s found his happy thought.
Good thing he has that eidetic memory.
CLARK: I was concentrating on holding her in the sky and not falling back to the ground or going above the oxygen boundary and watching for airplanes and not throw up so yeah, I was a bit distracted.
EW: /covers up monitor/ I have no idea to what you could be referring.
She’d best start training?
You know it's now August. Clark was in the hospital at the end of Feb. Don't you think Lois would have realized if she was pregnant by this time?
However, when it came to her fate, he thought there were ghosts in every shadow ready to steal her away.
To be fair, it’s not the first time that happened…
True.
Umm…there’s some dirt specks in that sentence.
Ooops. Sorry. Fixed.
Wouldn’t it be easier to move to an island with a clothing optional beach?
Not always. /See Joan's story
The Resurrection of Clark Kent/ Anyway, Lois wants to live in Metropolis.
And yet, he felt that she’d like to sleep in her blouse and bra?
Someone might start asking questions if both Clark and Superman had a broken arm.
Oh look! I’m sure this is how Ellen has started out.
I don't plan on going in that direction.
Right.
New girl at the Star: Lois Who? The Daily Whatnow? Yeah, right.
Yep. Lois is SO yesterday's news.
Getting ahead of herself there, aren’t we?
What? Lois can't fantasize?
Anyway, if he did, she would still need a place to stay while her apartment was a giant hole.
ER: /has an idea/
LOIS: Hi, Mom?
EW:
Why should he take the sofa?
a) he's a gentleman, b) her apartment and all her stuff was blown up and he makes her sleep on the couch? and c) she's Lois. She always wins. (i.e. her POV)
Yes. Probably. Better to delay having sex until it goes out of fashion due to them being an old, married couple.
OLD MARRIED COUPLES:
