Rachel nipped in while I was posting my own thread. <G>
Janet, this was an absolute scream! Thank you for making the fact that I'm wide awake at 4am with insomnia actually quite enjoyable!
I just love it. This, in particular, just tickled my funnybone for some reason:
“Don’t know who the guy was, though. Probably just some tourist. Maybe her dad?”
And in between the massive massacre

you managed to include some lovely WAFFy moments with Lois and Clark. Also loved the revisionist history on Lois' relationship with Linda King.
And what a sweet thought to dedicate it to Maria. And, yes, she does deserve it.
LabRat
