Darth Michael: Michael!
The Cabbie’s Tale (1/1)
By: VirginiaR.
ER: /drops jaw and promptly passes out/
What? What did I do? Get distracted from Wrong Clark and write a vignette?
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Okay. I guess I did that.
Thanks, Michael, but Marcelle has already G.E.'d it. I'm surprised she didn't pass out from shock too. (She G.E.'d ML and GEM for me.) I didn't wait my usual 2 weeks before sending it to Labby. (Eyes muse and sees if she's come up with a proper ending / epilogue for my last story... nope. Still hoping.)
So, taxi driver story? Like with Robert DeNiro?
Maybe.
A place where professional drivers gather at night to indulge in large quantities of fermented grain?
A sub-category of drivers, yes.
“You okay, Marv? You look a little green around the gills.”
ER: /like this?/
How most people look after riding with Lois in the car.
CLARK: Usually when she's been driving.
LOIS: Hey! No, wait. I'll accept that answer.
Yes. From a certain POV.
Mobsters? Hiding as cabbies?
Interesting guess.
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That would've been funny, but No.
Ah yes. Now, when was this.
I know that feeling. I remembered the scene (and I knew I had watched it recently, only...) I couldn't recall which S2 episode it was. I had to do some more research. /shucks./
Thanks. We fixed that one for the Archives.
How she explains her Superman stories. And keeping Superman in her bedroom.
CLARK: Okay. I'll accept that answer.
LOIS: Get out, Clark!
That might have ended badly. For the cabbie/cop.
MARV: And then my gun turned bright red and started burning my hand...
I just tried to find the scene, and at minute 12:30-13:00 Lois places a newspaper with ‘Fruit Fly Spraying’ onto some board. That’s odd. Do they have those several times a year?
Yes, I recalled seeing that too. That was a terrible gaff. What if it was another DP on LOVE paper?
LOIS: What? We were exposed to Revenge again and I don't recall a thing!
CLARK: /loosens collar/ You don't? My, is that the time?
Apparently, my crazy driving spooks Alonzo and he runs into the subway.
Hmm…past tense instead?
I figure since it's dialogue I was allowed to bend some grammar rules with it.
Ah, that’s why they were burning earlier.
CLARK: Funny, I remember streaks like that…/forgets that Lois doesn't know about the K-Cage/
LOIS: Really?
CLARK: Never mind.
CLARK: They’re real and they’re spectacular.
Harpies?
He really is an odd combination of smart leaps of thought and narrowminded denseness.
Aren't we all?
LOIS: He related to you, Clark? Maybe your real father?
MARV: Excuse Me, missy! Big Brother at most.
LOIS: Clark, what did you just write on that twenty bill?
CLARK: What? Nothing?
MARV: ‘Sorry’? Suits…
That was grand fun, Virginia!
Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
A missing chapter from the alternate alternate alternate Wrong Clark
Actually, I'm trying to separate out these little detour stories that occur to me and make them their own stories, instead of making WC 100+ more parts.
