LOIS: And Michael knows that my boyfriend is an electronic bug detector, right?

Lois got an electronic boyfriend!
CLARK:

LOIS:
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Daddy made him. I’m calling him Daniel.
LOIS: Um... No! It was all a dream that Superman and I did it on the ceiling.
LUCY: So, who's the father of your baby again?
Let’s see… Jimmy. Jimbo. Lex. Call-Me-Daniel. Lenny. Kyle. Hmm…
PRESS: Superman confirmed today that he is having premarital relations with his favorite rescue target.
SUPERMAN: That's not what I said!
PRESS: Superman is calling the 4th Estate liars.
LOIS: Plan B?
CLARK: No!
LOIS: Plan C, then?

What about telescope lenses?
LOIS: Curtains.
Infrared cameras?
TRASK: What do you mean privacy rules? You're the press!

CLARK: /licks pencil and opens notepad/ And the name of your supplier is...?
This one here:
http://www.zabransky.at/wohnungs-eingangstuerenSadly, no English version available. Probably since they’re not marketing outside of a 200km range or so…
LOIS: Which is exactly why this vow will fail. /is planning on conquering her hero/
CLARK: /is looking into rules of engagement and surrender/

Since he thought having sex would kill Lois?
CLARK: Not if I had it with someone other than her.
LOIS: Then, it would kill you.
She got an interesting point there.
I wondered if anyone would go there with that wording.
TEMPUS:
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And how well did that work for The Mummy Hunter's sex life? Brenden Fraiser!

Actually, it was Mrs. Luthor's suggestion that it be Mxy who visited Clark during the Revenge incident which was the germ of that story. notworthy

Didn't you mean: HERB: /the imp/

ER: And the added bonus would be that Herb wouldn’t figure out that there’s a curse because childbirth has always been dangerous and bloody business.
EW: Okay. That would've been worse.
Thank you

CLARK: Would you rather end up dead? And what does that DEA schmuck have to do with any of this?
I believe, Lois.
LOIS: Cheap? *Cheap*? I go for a 1000 bucks a night. That’s not *cheap*!
LEX: It was coupon night.

Yep. That's Clark's level of swearing.
CLARK: That's a load of crap!
MARTHA: /has taught him better than that/
Oops?
Clark is the junior reporter between him and Perry. Also, Clark didn't win a Kerth in his old dimension.
But in this one. The Kerths where way back when (part 205 or so, right? During the Stoke thing?)
We've covered Mayson already, didn't we?
Yes…and your point being?

Michael