I did. I was being polite.
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RL gives me very little home computer time lately.
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LOIS:
Does this mean Clark will have a new excuse on why not to consummate?
CLARK:
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Lois would never think that.
CLARK: Tell me about it.
LOIS A: Clark, I'm so sorry you lost. I'll stay over and comfort you.
LOIS B: Yea! Clark, you won! Let's celebrate!
So, basically she’s Cat in heat by now?
CLARK: I can never win, can I?
HERB: Nope, that would be consummating.
LOIS: Nobody said anything about me winning though.
/points at above comment/
EW: /tickled by the potential for evilness and long, curvaceous B-plotting triggered by the A-plot/ Love that idea!
Thanks
LOIS: This Luthor investigation really was the pits for me, wasn't it?
Yep. And
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could ruin what little support she’s gotten left.
CLARK: I’m not little!
CAT: Yes.
CLARK: Not aloud.
Concerned about his health? Or just the potential for nookie?
CLARK: Yes.
LOIS: I don't think arresting me counts as excelling at one's profession.
Because every crook from here to the Arkham Asylum has managed to detain her in the past?
TEMPUS: Let’s say it together, shall we?
EW: Hip-hip-horray?
Well, that's one explanation on how Cat left the banquet with an award.
CAT: I won!
Sore point?
CAT: No, but every time a liberated woman wins, people make fun of it
LOIS: I won three times in a row!
CAT: So?
Also, canon Cat didn't write this article.
CANON CLARK: Ouch!
CANON LOIS:
Riiiight. Rule 66 isn't it? Double standards.
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ER: Actually…
EW: She meant psychically knowing something.
STAR: Actually...
Lois's sex life or the lack thereof?
LOIS: /would like to distribute coffee mugs via air delivery service/ I hate my co-workers.
Yes. And
Clark doesn't love Cat and Lois in the same way.
LOIS: He still loves her.
And he’s platonic with Lois.
LOIS: Oh, so SHE get's special treatment just because she wasn't cautious! Typical!
CAT: Superman rescues you when you're not cautious. Isn't that special treatment?
LOIS: I wish!
So, Lois thinks her boyfriend’s a bit of a rescue slut?
ust a cameo, so I didn't have to dedicate an entire scene to them. Trying to conserve scenes, so more are dedicated to Lois and Clark.
I’m not sure people would mind the extra scenes. Doesn’t have to mess up the number of Lois and Clark scenes in the post.
JIMMY: Some guy who got a shot of a murderer as it happened. Politics!
And this year’s award for the most outstanding photograph go posthumously to Wallace Wysel for the first-person shot of getting shot. You can even see the bullet streaking past the camera.
ER: He’s like a puppet master, controlling his little ventriloquist doll with his hand on her backside?
EW: That's not why Clark puts his hand at the base of Lois's back!
CLARK: No. Darn.
LOIS: Sarcasm. Why is always my intelligence spoken of in jest?
Because of a little naming incident a year ago. And another little engagement incident two lives ago?
Because of his lying to Lois for two years?
CAT: After I killed the first few, people stopped asking.
Either that or all the men were afraid it might be them.
EW: So, the irony is only lost on Cat? /loves her irony/
Um... does the Prankster's freezing ray actually make people wet when they're thawed?
Apparently, not most of the time. But it got to cause muscle contractions or muscle relaxations. Either way, if Cat got to have to concentrate to keep things contained, the freeze ray would easily be able to mess things up. Or the little one simply kicks when it wakes up again. Actually, the little one can’t freeze since the freezing ray went via the eyes so it might keep kicking when mommy’s all frozen up.
CAT: Nobody wants to have a dead body at their wedding reception.
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A wedding with at least three dead is considered a very dull affair.
LEX: Why my weddings are always so much fun to be around at!
LOIS: Um... no. I have no idea to what this man is referring.
She’s so adorable with her faux-inncence.
ER: But doesn’t it bring seven years of luck to rub a pregnant woman’s belly? And 77 if she’s carrying Superman’s child?
EW: I always found it rude, especially by strangers.
One couldn’t tell from the telling
Well, truthfully, Michael, you did want someone to have a baby in this story. Why not Cat?
ER: I wonder how he detects it when Lois is lying…
CLARK: She opens her mouth.
LOIS: /there will be no nookie tonight/
She seems displeased
Yes.
Well, it has been how long since Lois has seen her sister?
CLARK: I was keeping an eye on her over the summer. She wasn't pregnant. Carrying around a infant car seat though... oh. Ooops.
Oops, indeed. Maybe she was buying that one to mail to her sister?
EW: That's not nice! Jimmy loved Jenny at first sight. He married her at blue lines. /is being her usual self/
But only until the kid is a teenager does she have proof of his father.
Actually, the little one should be quite resilient before that, no? Since Clark was.
ER: Maybe Lucy is pregnant after all?
EW: Wouldn't she have already had the baby by now?
Did she leave before Lois got not knocked up when she played Naughty Nurse?
CLARK: Now, he's just being cruel.
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It would be a very unexpected and fun monkeywrench?
EW: /is tickled beyond all measure at the idea of/ Chekhov's gun. Good one.
Hmm… Suddenly I’m wondering if the EW is actually laughing about the notion of *using* the gun hanging there just because it’s hanging there.
The funny thing is the day I read this I had been thinking about a subplot where Clark meets Buffy... It didn't pan out though. Still funny thought.
Thanks for reading and commenting.
It’s a pleasure (cruise…to Mars…and back)
Michael
