Originally Posted by Darth Michael
EW: What you didn't see that fantasy piece over yonder: 201B? ER: /runs off to check, but comes back disappionted/
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EW: /has tricked the poor reader with fake naughtiness/
Of course it refers to omissions in the Clark's version of the truth.
ER: /of course!/ Should have known that Clark would never be willing to consummate with Lois and since there’s no him and Mayson yet…
Clark and Mayson? huh

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CLARK: Yeah, I studied under the tutelage of Obi Wan, why?
EW: Hmmm. I just thought of something. That might not be something to brag about.
ER: Because of the hermitlike abandonment of the pleasures of the flesh? Although, I believe Obi Wan did crush on one of the Clone Wars’ B-characters, maybe even had an affair.
That’s the one. Yeah, I had heard those rumors.

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She's a good fallback candidate.
MAYSON: I think we've both just been insulted.
ER: So, she won’t invite him to her shed in the woods?
MAYSON: Did I say that?
No. No, I don’t think she did (say that).

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CLARK: There's a manual? Aw, shucks! Why didn't someone tell me?
TEMPUS: /Would’ve if I could’ve, old man/
HGWElls: He can read?
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ER: She wrote him a *note* explaining it!
EW: Informing someone after the fact doesn't excuse the behavior.
ER: She wrote it after the fact?
She wrote it before the fact, but by the time he read it, it would’ve been after the fact.

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CLARK: /suddenly very worried/ It doesn't?
ER: Maybe he could use that excuse with Lois, too, saying that she did the same thing? /excited about the resulting mayhem/
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EW: Well, if she gets hold of Kryptonite, he'd be lucky to get away using baby steps.
ER: Because he’ll be incapacitated and tied to a bed?
LOIS: No comment.

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ER: He could bring her chocolate? Or dip himself in chocolate before he wakes her up.
EW: He doesn't really care for chocolate.
ER: Yes, but Lois does.
CLARK: huh But I don’t. /nudges Jimbo/ Doesn’t he listen?
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EW: Plus, bringing Lois chocolate every time he screws up could have disastrous results.
ER: She might kind of gain weight and wouldn’t have a Clark willing to assist in working it off again?
Possibly. It’s also known as an aphrodicisac (why chocolate is so popular on valentine’s day).

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LOIS: You mean, me getting wise and starting to pelt him with chocolate, because I associated chocolate with Clark lying? It could happen.
ER: Oh. Oh dear. Aversion therapy. Well, it did work with roses.
LEX: It did? But I thought women liked to be paid? Strange.

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EW: He was RIGHT there, spotted nothing wrong, so came in as Clark as so not to burst any more windows. They are getting quite expensive to replace.
ER: But Lois still basically went totally bonkers.
CLARK: Well, she still likes me when I do completely bonkers stuff.

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Dr. DETER: Yes. She will need treatment in my bedroom. Erm…institution.
LOIS: My memory is just fine. Thank you very much.
ER: She sounds like she remembers something that hasn’t happened. Are you sure about her memory being fine?
Lois doesn’t like hospitals, remember.

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I just…this Lois…she seems so innocent?
It depends.
CLARK: It *what*?
EW: [Linked Image] Nothing.

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ER: She really thinks he’s *that* stupid?
LOIS: He better not be so stupid as to reject me yet ANOTHER time.
ER: So, she’s actually hoping he’s just stupid enough to not realize she’s serving Lois on a silver linen but still not stupid enough to not accept what is offered on said silver linen?
Let’s go with naïve.

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ER: Maybe if she…went all Revenge on him?
EW: Revenge doesn't work on Clark.
ER: No, but her acting like she’s been when she was on it, does.
CLARK: [Linked Image] Are you insane? I’m only… well, not human, but… male. Resistance has it’s limits, man.

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EW: Hee hee. /rubs hands with glee/ Well, we do know that Lois has a habit of jumping into plans without the...uh... planning stage.
ER: Can you still call them plans if you just act?
TEMPUS: No.
CLARK: Yes!
LOIS: Of course!
TEMPUS: No. [Linked Image]
CLARK: Yes! Wait, what? No? um… oh, dear.
LOIS: Don't listen to him. I know what I'm doing.
CLARK: [Linked Image]

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