I’m sorry. I don’t speak Ghungan.
I’m sorry, Anakin isn’t redeemable after what I saw him do in SW3.
But…but…he also tortured people and blew up a planet in Star Wars. That whole redemption thing had always been a bit iffy from the get-go. I guess it’s much easier with clear cut good and bad guys, like you find in Game of Thrones, huh?
Oh, so you think Luthor is psychic too?
Who knows. He might have just tried to see what happens when he infused Lois with Superman’s DNA so he can have a more…interesting…challenge.
CLARK: See? I manage the truth for her own benefit!
LOIS: See? I manage the intelligence for both our benefit.
You do realize that not all pregnant women experience strange food cravings, right?
Yes, but it’s much more fun to use such tropes in interactive media. It’s like with the cake flying into the clown’s face.
He domesticated her! /Surprised that Lois would treat Clark’s apartment as her own/
EW: No, she just took over his castle.
It’s the dragons. They’re always bringing back dead things.
You’re in…Season 2? Or is it a Season 3 reference. There’re so many dead things roving around.
LOIS: /mad/ That’s not how you keep your woman warm at night!
EW: Well, it doesn’t suck.
But only if you don’t consider the intended alternative, right?
CLARK: Umm…returning my elderly neighbor’s video to the store?
LOIS: In Italy?
CLARK:
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Signora Carola emigrated from Napoli just after the War and she likes her Italian movies.
LOIS: I’m sorry I’m late, too.
EW: /does enjoy the occasional Lois-is-pregnant joke/
CLARK: It’s been months. Shouldn’t you have said something before now?
LOIS:
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CAT: Phil? Did you remember to put those copies of ‘Female Anatomy for Dummies’ and ‘The Annotated Guide to the Kamasutra’ into the mail?
PHIL: /has not been very helpful to his bro/
Sigh. /makes note to stop being so predictable./
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Evil minds…?
What? You didn’t know that Lois was a Wildling?
CLARK: What do you mean by ‘I know nothing’? /points at base #3/ See?
Or not.
EW: Isn’t waist before 2nd base?
Yes. Provided that his hand did stop there.
CLARK: Of course I was safe. I’m Superman.
BATMAN: /isn’t into baseball metaphers/
Superman: Everything has an “s” in it. It’s very fashionable.
MAYSON: Please call me Mayon from now on.
Or, just ‘Mayo’?
Or they could start, progress, and Clark might not be able to stop himself; therefore, leaving Lois dead.
LOIS: Don’t be silly, Clark. Women rarely die from childbirth anymore.
When he’s asleep, perhaps he lets down all that fear enforced by his control.
Right…
LOIS: He does! I swear it.
If Lois stayed over often, don’t you think she’d accost him at some point?
But he’s fast!
Ooooh! Buuuuurrrrrn!
Because it was true or just funny?
Funny truth?
I can just delete all this B-Plot non-sense and go back to A-Plot if you prefer.
Michael
