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EW: Sorry this is so late. /is worried about RL overtaking all spare time, especially since it seems to be an electronically communicable disease/
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EW: Actually, *this* Clark was never attracted by Mayson. He has a Lois-track mind.
CAT: /holds out hand/ See, told you! Pay up!
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LOIS: /doesn’t want to be talked off the edge/ No comment.
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LOIS: Well, not *that* public.
CLARK: shock

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LOIS: You’re not actually supposed to GO to the Arctic to count bears, Clark.
CLAKR: [Linked Image] But it *helps* so much more!

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Or it’s the middle of the night and her thoughts go straight to her tongue without censure. One of the two.
Oh boy. Clark might be in trouble if he shows up.

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CLARK: /holds up finger to interrupt/ Technically, that would fall into the WANT category; so YES, yes I’m interested in that. Should I? Not on Lois’s life!
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EW: Actually, that sounds like a good premise for a short story. You could set it during ‘I’ve Got a Crush on You’. /hopes the ER will bite/
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My only question is what Scardino was doing on Clark’s balcony?
Maybe he…offered to pay Clark for the pleasure of dating Lois?

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That’s NOT what either of them meant!
LOIS: Oooh! Thanks. I forgot about that birthday gift from Lucy last year. Strangely, this year, she only sent me batteries. Hmmm.
rotflol Wait, she never opened the gift?

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Lois isn’t so far gone that her wants have turned into needs.
LOIS: I’m not?
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No, him assuming that she required Superman’s services to… um… perhaps I should phrase this differently. Uh… let’s see… that he assumed that she couldn’t get herself out of trouble… er… rescue herself?
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Apparently, ER isn’t familiar with the non-booty booty-call.
MEN EVERYWHERE: So, like phone sex?
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Don’t think so. He’s not smart enough.
CLARK: Ugh? Ba-na-na? Ugh?
(translation) CLARK: What do you mean you’re no longer in the mood?
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LOIS: I’m not blonde!
RALPH: She had a head?

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LOIS: Dad! /is not happy about sharing Christmas presents/ Don’t tell me I have another sister out there?!
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ER: To dance at the edge of the volcano.
EW: Ooooh. A virgin sacrifice!
CLARK: That would have to be a ‘born-again-virgin sacrifice’.
LOIS: Sold!
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ER: Yes, because she wasn’t interested in playing with a pet octopus.
LOIS: /needs to learn to write legible/ I wasn’t?
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ER: Did I forget something?
EW: /yes/
LOIS: Yeah! What else?
Uh-oh?

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CHING: No, we NK’s prefer to make out dead.
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Well, if he satisfies, that’s all that matters, right?
Umm…yes?

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ER: Oooh! He found a new way to get out of an intimate situation with Lois!
LOIS: /on telephone later/ Hello, Smallville Bat Company? Do you have any of those green spiked bats left?
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MASYON: Good, that means Clark is available…
LOIS: Ooops. That backfired on us, didn’t it?
Yes.

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ER: Yes. Such discourse will certainly help raise Superman’s standing in Mayson’s eyes.
MAYSON: Superman’s such a cad.
CLARK: It worked. She no longer thinks I’m a criminal!

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DP STAFF: Strange, Lois has been really nice today, despite the dark circles under her eyes. Hmmm.
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Anyway, if he can hear a call for help across the city, why couldn’t he hear his own alarm clock?
Because they all sound alike?

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ER: But audacity would, I’m guessing.
EW: We are talking about chicken-feet Alt-Clark here, you realize.
CLARK: So, no nookie, then?

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You mean, Lois would use Kryptonite against Clark to have her way with him? She hasn’t reached the desperate stage yet.
DAN: Call me when she gets there!
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GRAVITY: /For some reason, Gravity is upset that Lois is making Clark want to float/ EW: /has forgotten how Clark always breaks Gravities laws/
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LOIS: No.
EW: No.
CLARK: Actually, it’s quiet safe for me to do those things with other women. I just don’t to.
LOIS: /telephone/ Hello, Smallville Bat Company? Could you up my order to 2 bats, please?
Oops?

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EW: EW’s getting predictable again. /sighs/ Need to come up with another fun twist. /can’t believe how demanding the audience has gotten over the years. Ages ago, FoLCs where happy if Lois and Clark simply were alive at the same time./
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