Darth Michael: Yea! The weekend comith and I have time again to respond. Thanks again for your wonderful comments!
much to his chagrin, but flew side by side with the woman’s head resting on her shoulder.
Aww…they’re in love!
RALPH: /Likes it/
Clark's chagrin was the night before when UW was carrying him like Superman usually carries Lois.
LOIS: And who invited Ralph?
Huh? Was I right? But the tone of voice doesn’t match, so…
See above about Clark's previous night's chagrin.
SUPERMAN: But she was *blonde*!
UW: Exactly!
SUPERMAN: So, I'm not supposed to rescue blondes?
UW: No. Leave 'em to me.
BLONDE: Oh, thanks, Ultra Woman. Look at that. I wasn't in trouble after all.
SUPERMAN: Now, Lois, you can’t go around distrusting people like that.
LOIS: Sure, I can. I'm Lois Lane. Distrust is my middle name!
CLARK: I thought it was Joanne.
LOIS: I like Distrust better.
ER: /shocked, absolutely floored that this fic that had swerved away from canon would turn back HERE/ Naughty Writer! Naughty!

Wait, I thought Lois knew both Newtrich sisters? At least, now I know where I knew that scene from.
That's Clark.
They are going to take a commemorative shot of the Newtrich sisters and Ultra Woman?
LOIS: I hate this part of the hero business.
Clever. Didn’t see that one coming.
AND I autocorrected that swerve.
But hers?
LOIS: See? /points at feet/ Sturdy pumps. Perfect for jumping.
LOIS: Martha insisted.
ER: Look who’s a yellow bellied chicken now!/shows Lois as a chicken down on the farm/
LOIS: Clark! You said you wouldn't post that photo to Facebook!
That’s not actually a lie.
CLARK: I’ve trained her well. Treat, Lois? /hands Lois a chocolate bar/
LOIS: /plays along with Clark, letting him assume he's actually changing her./
Well, she has hung out with that excuse maker for years now.
Wonder Woman: /wave/ Me, too! /has naturally endowed super strength and knows she can defeat that purple wantabe./
ULTRA WOMAN: Um... You're too far south. Gotham City is THAT way.
Yadda yadda yadda, she also likes to be on top…
Oh, that part hasn't changed.
ER: /can't believe Clark's teasing/
BATMAN: /I'm Batman, so I'm smart enough not to touch Ultra Woman with a 50 foot pole./
Batman does like people to follow his rules, doesn't he?
Right.
CLARK: I *didn’t*! At least, not when I was going out with a blonde!
He didn't worry about Lois's safety when he was dating Mayson?
That was fun! The ending needs to stay. And now back to our regular programming where things go *really* wrong with Clark… /Michael begs/
Thanks, Michael. I'm still working on it. I did get distracted by these other fics, but now my energy is back where it belongs. I'm hoping to finish up this mini-arc in 3-4 more parts.
