Hi Susan!
I feel pretty good about my chances – I made it all the way through two rounds of callbacks, and I caught the director checking out my rack.

I hid behind the bale of hay that was sitting on stage
Yes, fire and a bale of hay.

Just because pretending to be a bimbo meant earning larger tips doesn’t mean I actually am one. I have a brain. I can put two and two together.

LOIS: Three?
I’m not crazy. Think about it. Everyone has bills to pay. It’s not like he charges for his services. So he probably just picks up odd jobs here and there in places where people don’t ask a lot of questions. Makes sense, right?
He could also make money as a gigolo…
Nice one!

Michael