Tyrion: "A Lannister never posts on THIS side of the boards."
Yes, I can see how some of his speeches could be unsuitable to innocent ears.
LYSA: Innocent? Mine are still burning!
LITTLE ROBIN: Mommy?
CERSEI:
Why’s there so much purple ink all over this parchment of my speech on the virtues of my daughter in law? It’s hardly legible now!
Tony: "Did you expect anything less of me?"
BRUCE: I always said he was a crook.
Lois: "Luckily, I've been immunized."
So she won’t fall for any more superheroes? And billionaires? And playboys?
LOIS: Exactly. From now on, it’s straight, hardworking men only, for me.
CLARK: So…no super heroes?
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Tony: "I (eventually) have a Hulk."
Like in Crocodile Dundee? “I have a donk”?
Well, considering that back in 2008, sometimes it took my GPS 20 minutes to find me outside of my apartment...
Hal: "Doesn't anyone care about who I'm sharing a bed with?"
PRESS: Who’s he again? Is he with security?
Batman: "Here's some ice. Clark is over there (waves dismissively) if you need to cry."
Luthor: "He's got a point. Lawyers are way worse than I ever was."
One bad egg screwing over his boss gives the entire profession a bad name, huh?
BENDER:
Clark: "Sorry, my oldest two had a school play."
DIRT DIGGER: Superman admitting to preferring school girls to dealing with alien invasions!
Thanks for reading! Glad I could provide a laugh or two.
Michael
