Darth Michael: Thanks for reading and the feedback! wave

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Michael: /eyes Muse/ *hands her a chocolate bunny* /takes cover/
My muse thanks you. *Let's make it a 10-parter party!*
My lack of sleep, my desire to scribble naughty things in my notebook, and my Betas waiting for the next part of Wrong Clark, not so much. [Linked Image]

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She’s living on the 5th floor, so…
Yes, I know. But they're always implying it's so high, kind of like the bullpen at the Daily Planet.

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LOIS: Too many? And where is Clark when I could use some strong man to carry me across the threshold… I’m almost considering ordering some sushi /evil/
Sushi? huh

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And yet, her place got broken in at least twice in the past 12 months, there’ve been two additional home invasions that where coupled with assassination attempts. There’s been the incident with the exploding microwave
LOIS: Not *my* fault. *I* know not to put metal into the microwave!
CLARK: *innocently gazing out the window*
Anyhow, I think Lois’s apartment alone is enough to give the crime statistics for the entire neighborhood a significant bump. Probably enough so to devalue most of the property around her address. She’ll likely get evicted any day now.
CLARK: Oh, darn. [Linked Image] I mean [Linked Image].

EW: But just imagine how much worse she'd be off if she lived on the ground floor.

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Because the extra inch on the heels gives her some much needed height advantage over Clark?
In hopes of reducing her partner to a pile of mush and begging her to go to bed with him?

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Oh, *that’s* where all the pregnancy scares are coming from. She’s just a very irregular person.
No, Clark's just more punctual than she is.

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Maybe Molly had an integer overflow when tried to hash out her bucket list? [Linked Image]
LOIS: [Linked Image] Was that a computer programmer in-joke?

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Funny. Clark’s was going to say the same thing, too, during their wedding night.
LOIS: Ribbit?
Canon Clark did, but this is a completely different man.

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Meanwhile at Mazzik’s…
CLARK: …Yes. Her finger’s about this thick…
CLARK: [Linked Image] No Comment.

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But what about the kids?
I don't think that's high on Lois's priority list.

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And yet, Lois took advantage of him at least once while he was unconscious and also pressured him on multiple occasions into playing baseball.
evil Caught on that Lois isn't the most reliable narrator, have you?

Originally Posted by Michael
Originally Posted by WC 219
Clark couldn’t be that much of a lunkhead.
Still doesn’t know him, huh?
More like, wishful thinking.

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Will she also make a note in her calendar to get a pregnancy test two months down the line?
CLARK: Why would she do that?
LOIS: [Linked Image] Because I'm BORED!

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Blood? And what will Clark say when he finds an empty apartment and a pool of blood where Lois should have been?
Something out of Lois Lane's Curse Dictionary?

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Where are we going to get a replacement from?
Ooops. I wasn't supposed to kill this one off, was I? My bad!

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She’s very like already looking sort of like Lex by now /help/
LEX: wave from jail.
Lex is fine. I think you meant his clone.

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Oh. *phew*
Been a while since you've watched OB?

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Base jumping.
LOIS: Oooooh. That sounds like fun!
CLARK: eek For whom?

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He got to ask? But Lois could offer up sexual favors if she happened to end up on her bed in the next 30 seconds. That way, she wouldn’t have asked for help. Instead, Superman would be the one doing the propositioning.
SUPERMAN: That's not good for my image.

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LOIS: I so have. It just happens to be stored below the freezing point of water.
So she needs her super boyfriend to heat it up for her?

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Wouldn’t the roof be much better suited to this?
Not as comfortable?

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Sounds like it never healed completely. Maybe it’s all Clark’s fault in the first place, her falling out the window and everything.
And flying her everywhere so she doesn't build up her muscle mass.

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Would the same thing also apply to getting intimate attention?
With Lois saying it, 'no', with Clark, 'yes'.

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Yes, but couldn’t he do a quick sweep?
But that would be after the cat was out of the bag.

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Couldn’t he fix locks to the outside of the windows and door, locking her apartment from the outside when he leaves?
What if there was a fire and she needed to use the fire escape? It's not safe.

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‘to’?
Thanks!

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Well, some bulletproof outfits come equipped with base-jump equipment, too.
CLARK: Oh, really? Tell me more.
LOIS: *wryly* Terrific.

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Yes, but DFCBs aren’t a wholesome meal for the entire family.
She meant metal staples.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 219
It came out more like, ‘Ah hipped om Olly’s kar.’
So, she brought her hip area into contact with Olly’s snake? *points out an highly eligible Ollie to whom she could be referring* Maybe Clark should be worried?
CLARK: Okay. NOW, I'm worried! A blond billionaire vigilante. There's no winning for me is there?
FELICITY: He's got sort-of a mood problem.
CLARK: AND I'm back in!

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A burrito? Is that healthy food? /huh/
It can be, if made properly and not bought at Taco Bell.

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And what about the regular dirt?
Heat vision wouldn't have sanitized the dirt?

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Buy a soapbox, 4 wheels, a car battery, a RC car, and a gatlin gun, and you’re good to go.
BM: Easy, peasey.

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That, and he’s flying a red flag with a golden symbol on it on his back. Might as well carry a Soviet or Red China passport.
TRASK: I quite agree!

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‘had borrowed’?
CLARK: Don't you mean "had stolen"?
LOIS: No, Clark, she didn't.
EW: Thanks!

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She does like her men in uniform. Wonder if she’s also hot for firefighters…
CLARK: Why does he think I’m spending so much time putting out fires and rescuing kittens from trees.
Good analogy.

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/hands Lois a tissue so she can wipe away the drool/
Wonder if she knows that fraternization is prohibited between members of the military holding different ranks.
LOIS: *has a GREAT idea*
CLARK: You *had* to mention that it’s prohibited…
She may have heard that once before.

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…that he can’t wait to take off her soldier’s fatigues?
CLARK: [Linked Image] I... um... plead the 5th.

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The flagpole?
Stopping the Hawkeye, too.
CLARK: *looks at his hands* I don't have enough fingers.

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Now, why does she sound like she’s planning to pay him back in kind?
[Linked Image]

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Clark!
LOIS: Red light. And I can have you brought up on charges for that. You’ll end up in the stockade, court-martialed, and dishonorably discharged.
Riiiiight. Like Lois is going to press charges.
LOIS: But, Commander, he DIDN'T ask to have intimate relations with him.

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Maybe someone should lock them in a room, flash him with Kryptonite for a second or two, and then leave them alone for a bit…
LEX: I hear Krytponite painted bars work well.
CLARK: And there went the mood. Thanks. Just thanks.
LEX: laugh No problem.

Thanks for the giggles and grins!

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.