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Thank you RL for being kind to Michael this weekend!
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/punches RL in the face/
Or not.

Because then he'll ask questions like "Why was Clark wearing a bullet proof vest?"

How about ‘carcass’ or ‘the deceased’?
LOIS: /doesn’t like it when people talk cold, hard facts and use explicit language to describe those facts/

Yes, they could be armor piercing. Clark could be dead already, his chest shredded by the shards.
EW: /tries to be circumspect with future plot twists/ Let's not give the bad guys ideas.
LEX: /makes careful notes for when he finally gets out of prison via presidential pardon/

Oh, so you think I should have gone that way instead of to the dark side? Interesting. I'll consider that option next time. /EW tries to torture readers/

I'm actually surprised nobody caught me placing that cell phone in Clark's pocket in Part 221. Not all herrings are red. /EW is proud of herself/

CITY OF METROPOLIS: Well, when street signs go missing, we first have to request the funds from the city council to replace the signs, wait for the funds to be allotted, order the signs, pay bribes to the different departments so that they actually come in, add it to the schedule of projects, hold a lottery to see which city workers will go down to Suicide Slum to put up the signs, wait for a truck to be ready, and get the work done. Then we have to requisition repairs to be done on the truck and disability for the city workers who put up the street signs. We're now looking to make the street signs in that area of town to be holograms so that they can't be stolen, but that's still in the prototype stage.

You go most of your life not feeling pain and then you get shot, see if you can hold in the tears.

JUDGE: We've decided that it's safer for the citizens of Metropolis if Lois Lane doesn't spend any time in prison. She's already started a riot and discovered three people who were innocent of their crimes in the two weeks she was held there.

That he’s not feeling up to the task and would probably also fall asleep right in the middle of things?
EW: Well, it is TOGOM.

CLARK: I don't have performance issues!
LOIS: You don't? /happy that there’s still some life’s blood left in him/ Good news!
CLARK: /Let me rephrase that, please/

He was willing in the hospital. On the other hand, he thought he was fantasizing.

Bikini or less on a private beach?
LOIS: /prefers to keep her vaycay plans a secret/ No Comment.