Darth Michael: Sorry about the delay, Michael. I'm still getting used to my summer schedule. Thanks for reading and commenting.

Huh? So she and Clark could…in the air plane toilet stall?
LOIS:
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Oooooh, Clark! Let's take a plane back to Metropolis.
Or, she could have been switched out and the clone isn’t yet fully aware of the concept of self-powered flight.
Sorry, no Cloises in this story.
He's in a mental hospital with a brain wash and no powers, so... no.
GREEN LANTERN:

CLARK:
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Yeah, that wouldn't put great big targets on their foreheads, now would it?
And what if an armed mob storms his apartment and burns it to the ground?
Then, Luthor could've been wrong.
Just like Clark does with his attempts at abstinence.
Hmmmm. Just as awkward, too.
She’s adorable when she’s trying to be cute. Like a big, fuzzy grizzly bear.
CLARK:
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Yeah.
Ooooh! Like on the show before they left for Hawaii?
Ding! Ding! Ding! Give that man a grizzly bear!
The reason why he should drive with Lois next to him.
They're landing. They'll be in a car soon enough. Unless there's a line. At the rental car place. In a big city. On Christmas Eve.
CLARK: Oh, bother.
Wonder who she is, since she’s noticing stuff. Did he make a Frankenrachel or a Rachelbot like on Buffy?
No. No. He's not that desperate. It's more like you pull up to someone's house for the holidays and there's only the one truck and you're thinking to yourself 'don't they have visitors?' and then the door opens and they do. And you're wondering how they got there.
Like they always say – don’t mention anything and once the kids start floating around the house, just let them assume and pray for the best.
CLARK: I don't know what you're talking about, Mom. Dad. They're all adopted. Lois and I don't do that sort of thing.
LOIS:
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Clark, they were here for the birth.
Doesn’t want to upset the missus and spoil Clark’s chances later that evening, huh?
CLARK: /on knees/ Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
He going to suggest they play patty-cake?

You'll have to keep reading to find out. (Wait. What's that over yonder?)
It's probably hot anyway. Being that it's Smallville. In the dead of winter. While it's snowing.
LOIS:
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He really should have let this continue. Painted-into-a-corner Lois is fun!
The great thing about Lois is that she knows exactly where his buttons are.
Well, duh!
Really? Okay…
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/always happy to oblige/
Thanks! I figured I'd get a few of those. Now, I can finally make lasagna.
