Darth Michael: 
Hey, me too!
They don’t have the ‘happy wife, happy life’ saying over where he comes from?
ALT-LANA: We do. He’s just stupid.
Actually, I had never heard that saying until I joined these boards. So, it's not as common as people might think.
LOIS: /cat/ I think…I’ll go and take a shower, now.
CLARK: I meant that in a GOOD way!
ER: There’s something off there.
CLARK: Oh shut up. The EW said that I’m happy, not that I’m coherent.
Sorry, last minute edit while I was half awake / half-asleep. Thanks for catching it.
They had started to put in video surveillance in preparation of turning their farm into a B&B?
And that was the end of L&C's visits to the farm.
Foreman: /Guilty/
Also, for when Lois comes down:
Donna: /I had sex/
Well, that's not exactly what happened.
LOIS: Nope. Not feeling guilty in the least!
/Lorelei Gilmore Strength Coffee/
CLARK: Isn't it supposed to be this strong? I figured that's why everyone watered it down with milk.
CLARK: /well, I'm happy and she's happy, so some sort of 'yes' was said during the night/
Uh, no?
/takes off glasses, cleans them, puts them back on/ Hmm…no, didn’t help
Can I suggest that my computer loves commas as much as I do and automatically enters them randomly into my story? Kind of like autocorrect?
Like, when he receives a wedding invitation to the wedding of Lois Lane and her fiancé Clark Kent?
CLARK: That's how I knew Lana and I had set a date. I mean, something like that. Yes.
She might become passive aggressive about her friends getting married and having children?
CLARK: Lois has friends?
LOIS:
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Wrong answer!
It does, doesn't it? But this is Lois, so...
He could wait till she’s pregnant?
CLARK: But... But... But... we're waiting.
LOIS: /shrugs/ Accidents happen.
How about the anniversary of her previous wedding?
With Lex or that Clark from the other dimension?
Now look what you’ve done. Clark’s in a conundrum. Lois is confused. Tsk tsk tsk. Although, she might be wrong about Clark because if she does it right, he won’t have the mental faculty left to consider hating her.
He'd die instead of her?
And you'll thought Lex and Herb were the villains.
A woman's prerogative.
It might complicate things.
Only for Clark.
Oh, looky there.
CLARK: I *am* looking!
CLARK: This snow's not cold enough.
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Yep. It still doesn't count as a proposal.
Sorry about ending it there for now. My muse distracted me (see NFIC Boards) and she's gone on strike since then. I just can't figure out her demands.
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I'll figure it out eventually and start posting again.
