Round 2!
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Hi, Michael. I guess this means I should start prepping Part 226.
Or, well…229? Yeah, yeah, I know. There’s still a treat on the dark side. Will be getting to it! blush

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Squishy parts? And Necrophiliac maybe, but ewwwwww.
huh Or maybe to freeze dry them and sell them for gold-pressed lantinum?

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As far as Lois knew, she was the only person who recalled the previous future.
And still be sane?
Dr. CARLIN: Debatable.

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And then Lois strips?
CLARK: Yep, chopped suey works as a description for that. With or without the Kryptonite.
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LEX: So, all that would be needed to immobilize Superman is to tie a naked Lois to a lamp post in front of the bank while it is getting robbed?
HENDERSON: No, I don’t know what happened. All I can tell you is that when we got there, Superman was just standing around with buggy eyes and so where the robbers, still clutching the bags full of stolen money.

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ER: So, in the time of Lincoln.
EW: /is very fond of travelling in Delorians at 88mph/ Good point.

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CANON CLARK: /is still hoping Lois will never remember that he actually told her to go and be with Lex if that makes her happy/ Tell me about it.
ALT CLARK: He gotten dropped on his head or something?
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Superman finding out that Lois has already shacked up with her reporting partner.
Worse for whom?
LOIS: Superman. Clark. Whatever…

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DETER: It is my professional opinion that Ms. Lane shouldn’t be staying in her room, alone. Luckily, I can offer her a place in my special supervised facility.
LOIS: Not happening!
CLARK: I'm willing to talk marriage now.
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DETER: Perfect. Everything’s proceeding as it is written in this notebook I found during my trip to Kansas.

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Technically, it does take 2 to make a baby. Women just do most of the hard work and men don't do more than protect the woman after the creation process has begun.
True. Provided they stick around.
LEX: What baby? I never met that woman.

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Especially since Cat only does 2 out of the 3 of those things.
CAT: Yeah, I don't eat junk food.
Not good for her hips, huh?

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No, he doesn't realize that.
Oh boy… /steps back very carefully.

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Yeah, those are scary. If you crave meat, eat meat, not fake meat. /shivers with disgust/ And no, Lois meant just a regular American preservative filled one made up of mysterious leftovers of meat products. (Okay, equally scary).
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No, it’s because he burns calories faster than Lois during sex and lifts grown women for sport all the time to carry them down from falling helicopters.
EW: But he doesn't have sex.
No, ‘faster than Lois-during-sex’. So Lois is the one with the fun, he’s the one carrying women around and just in general burning calories.

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Thanks. I always thought there were umlauts with wurst. My bad. smile Fixed.
smile Oh, yeah, in the plural form. One Wurst. Two Würste.

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LEX: /being creepy/
LOIS: Completely different.
She’s quite picky, isn’t she?

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LOIS: What would happen if I said 'yes'?
Umm… /watches as Clark produces a dust cloud/ Apparently, nothing of note.

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EW: So, bad Evil Writer? /likes dark places to hide in/ /Hmmmm, thinks seriously about starting to post new Nfic instead of Smallville Christmas interlude/
Tsk tsk tsk. /holds out empty bowl/ May we have both, please?

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She's was like that BEFORE the Space Rats were released.
Oh boy.
RALPH: So, you really *dated* her? She that good in bed, huh?

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What would happen if you heated up radioactive water? Something bad, I assume.
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Kinda…

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