She doesn't show up on this side of the boards. Sorry.
CLARK: /leaves/
Why Blondes prefer Arrow and Batman to Superman. They actually keep 'em around, well, for them.
ARROW: Plus, she does a lot of yoga!
BATMAN: And she’s quite smart!
Oh. Isn't that sweet. Michael doesn't want Clark to break his vow either.
LOIS: /has not read about a certain fic where she took him apart ace by ace/
/hands Clark a rock so he can put Lois between a rock and…well…/
CLARK: Is it a green glowing rock?
He does have a one track mind, doesn’t he?
CLARK: It *is* Smallville! And it *is* the ER!
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I’m not sure…
Only if Lana were Kryptonite.
CLARK: That would explain a whole heck of a lot.
She’s the mental type of Kryptonite?
ZARA: First thing I'll change as Supreme Leader. (or whatever they call themselves)
First Lord.
ZARA: Fine, the *second* thing I’ll change as First Lady.
Maybe on Krypton only men could fly. Or maybe only Clark could.
Yeah, makes sense.
WOMEN OF KRYPTON: It has something to do with the amount of hot air they produce.
Not sure that works with Lois. After all, he’s talking to someone he’s left at least two fiancé’s at the altar.
Who has left two fiances at the altar? Lois only left Lex and Lana dumped Clark. Oh, you mean, two women have left Clark (in Lois's opinion). That wasn't his fault.
No, Lois. In the original timeline. First she left Lex for Clark and then, two years later, she left Clark for Lex.
LOIS: I was *kidnapped*! On my *wedding day*!
LEX: No, I distinctly remember you dumping me right in front of the altar.
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