Wouldn't it be funny (although not necessarily for him) if Clark inadvertently outs himself because of that April Fool's joke headline? What would Perry do then when Clark collapses in a chair in Perry's office, his head dropping in his hand, and states, "You saw me, then? I took too many chances. I should've known that someone would've caught on sooner or later. I just hoped it would be later."
p.s., I've been meaning to ask you for quite some time: I love the Lunkheadanian/Stubbornanian quote in your sig; what story is it from? Someday when I actually have the time (probably after I retire),I'd love to read the entire story.
Cleo made the FDK comment on Wrong Clark and I thought it was quite apt. It's one of those never-ending stories that people like to gripe about because Clark doesn't say what he should because he's a lunkhead and Lois doesn't ask (or say) what she should, because she's stubborn. I find it funny (in a slapstick comedy sort-of-way) that these two newspaper reporters are absolutely horrible at communicating. I accept fully that I'm perpetuating that stereotype on these two characters. /shrugs/ Nobody's perfect. Eventually, they learn each other's language.
