She is very mean - she sends me ideas from afar but refuses to help me when I try to form these ideas into something readable.
There are several partly written stories on my laptop where I have written myself into a corner

And Lois and Clark are not very helpful - they just refuse to follow my lead when I try to show them a new plotline. They are just too stubborn... Perhaps I should bake some chocolate cookies that would at least help with Lois

I think she likes Double Fudge Crunch Bars.

No clue on how to get Clark to behave though.

Those two are stubborn, aren't they?
If you want to throw some ideas around you can come on the
Hangouts Chat with NK, DC and me and throw ideas around. We're usually online after 5pm. That's usually how I end up writing myself out of the neverending corners for these stories.

**Grumbles about still trying to finish an almost 500-page story and not even done with the climax yet***