WHAM warning but with a little twinkle of hope? No? Maybe?

Hmm. How about, WHAM warning with not-so-subtle notes of songfic? (I did bury some lyrics in there somewhere, brownie points if you find them.)
Song reference is, of course,
Jimmy Olsen's Blues by the Spin Doctors, although taken with a darker slant. Oldie but goodie.
Thoughts go here.
