Mary. Nice one! I'm flattered.
But, hmm... Unusual clothing, taking over the story, trying to marry the main character, sent in for author wish fulfillment... I had no idea your muse was Mary Sue.
(Oh boy. I hope this doesn't set back Ann's recovery...)
Unfortunately, it seems that my muse (who happens to share a name with a character in a certain story) is missing. I'm not sure what happened to him. It's rather distressing.
I tried sending his old pal Lassie after him, but she was tied up in therapy. Something about gender identity issues and a feeling that she's been reincarnated within her own (admittedly unusually long) lifetime.
So... sorry, but it doesn't look like I'll be writing anything for a while.
Anyway... Lab, I remember the ninja incident.
Gonna have to reread that thread soon. Thanks for bringing it back up!
Fun story, Mary. And good try!
Paul
