Oh, Bravo! Loved it!
There's SO much truth to the acceptable use policy. When I worked for Geico, they blocked pretty much anything that wasn't their site or something that could help us (like reverse address/phone searches to get in touch with claimants we didn't have full info on). Made me long for the days I worked in college admissions - so long as it was within reason, we could do whatever we wanted during the SLOW summer season (knowing they keylogged things).
I had a hunch it was Perry, not Clark. Clark would have used Bills' not Bill's, since he's a Buffalo Bills fan. Or, at least, that seemed to be a tip-off for me.
I laughed a lot during the fic. Thanks for sharing it with us. Well worth the wait for you to post it!
