Lois's skirt, because staring >.>

Clark's curtains, because they started necking and forgot to put out the candles from dinner.

Jonathan's haystack, because learning to be a super-powered adolescent on a farm is hard.

"HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE." -Terry Pratchett, Hogfather