Haha, hahaha, hahHahahahahahaha!
Oh my God. I'm dying. I one hundred percent believed Clark's pov this whole time, never doubted once. In fact I thought it was very sweet, adorable, and apparently a little naive of Clark to be so excited. I thought it would mostly be introspective, adding some color here and there to the interview...
*bangs fist on the table, laughing so hard*
Well done, DC. You for sure got me. I think I was as flabbergasted as Clark in this. Brava!