Story is here.
This little ficlet had me

! Fabulous morning read! Lois always up to something... I was confused at first by Mayson's appearance, but this was a riot! I see things have escalated since Lois stole her pager, wonder what she'll do next?
Maybe Lois can convince Superman to give her a ride to work... Or hide her in the arctic somewhere so she can escape Mayson's wrath...
Fun read and great job!