I’m terribly behind in my reading but someone mentioned a WAFFy Mouse fic and I just *had* to go and check it out
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I don't know anything about anything when it comes to her, and I just know I'll be playing catch up for the rest of my life.
Okay, most likely Clark’s waiting for Lois. Because the alternative would be that this is Lex waiting for Lois at the altar Anyhow, is this Clark waiting at the altar, because at their first date, he met her at her apartment. Or is this Clark waiting for the arrival of their daughter, with Lois being in the process of wishing him into extinction and that she never met him and that he can just go to sulk in the Arctic or wherever and even Superman won’t be able to save him from her wrath after what Clark is currently putting her through.
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I turn at the scream that wrenches itself from my wife's throat, and I brush her hair back, and whisper soft nothings into her ear. […] I wince sympathetically as she digs her nails into the flesh of my arm, and yet I'm still smiling. I don't think I can stop.
Yep, I can’t believe I was right about that one Also, great descriptions!
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It's a marvel that anyone does this, that this process is survivable.
LOIS: Not for the husband, it won’t be. Also, back in ye olden days, the process was kind of a coin toss in terms of survivability.
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A daughter.
Any minute now.
Wouldn’t it be awkward if Tempus appeared through a time window and snuck their newborn daughter out of the nurse’s arms and into another time or universe just seconds after the birth?
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I can't help but laugh at that and shake my head. "She's not going to hate you."
"What if she thinks I'm mean?"
15 years later… “I hate you! I hate hate hate hate *HATE* you! How can you forbid me from going to that concert.”
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"I'll be the bad cop."
She snorts. "You would not, you lying sack of--"
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I understand Lois' reaction to the offer of a mirror-- miracle or no, it's not the prettiest sight and watching yourself give birth might be breaking a fourth wall that God intended to be there.
Might permanently squash any chances for future offspring due to the sight causing a secession of any future activities required for such an occurrence.
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I'm so anxious to meet her and I want to see her the first second I can.
he could also use his x-ray vision.
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And she didn't want me to see her before her for whatever reason. Unfair advantage I suppose. But darn it, I want to see my girl and I want to see her now.
LOIS: I’m smart, you know?
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And to a baby girl? She's not going to hate Lois, she's going to hate me. What am I supposed to do with a baby?
Fly her around the room?
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I nod rapidly, blinking back the tears as I extricate myself from Lois' side, and the doctor hands me a pair of odd scissors and shows me where to place the clamp
I guess he normally does it using his heat vision. Or the way they did it in The Coneheads:
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I'm speechless. I'm breathless. I'm awestruck.
One tiny thing nags at the back of my mind.
"She's not a Lara."
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I huff a small laugh. "No. I love my mother, but she wouldn't want her saddled with that. Besides, you want her going into the 21st century with a name like Martha?"
/scratches head/ black hair, feisty, very late nineties…They could go with Lyanna. Or Aria.
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A dream come true. My lips curl up, and my heart beats faster as I look on our baby girl with her name on the tip of my tongue. "Ella."
Huh…good idea!
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"Like, Cinderella? She's a princess, right? Plus it's like a modernized version of your mom's name so... Ella?"
True. Fun thing, though, I immediately went to House of El. So, Ella Kal-El?
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"She's going to be one hell of a princess."
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Lois' tone is reverential, peaceful, but somehow the sentence still makes me dissolve into a pile of giggles. Lois isn't long to follow. And this, I marvel, this moment right here is what I think life's all about.
And while looking for the above reference: I’m guessing they will have their work cut out for in 17-18 years.
What a WAFF-fest! Thanks for the smile.
Michael
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Anyhow, is this Clark waiting at the altar, because at their first date, he met her at her apartment. Or is this Clark waiting for the arrival of their daughter, with Lois being in the process of wishing him into extinction and that she never met him and that he can just go to sulk in the Arctic or wherever and even Superman won’t be able to save him from her wrath after what Clark is currently putting her through.
Also, great descriptions!
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I’m guessing they will have their work cut out for in 17-18 years.
Michael