Hi Mary!
Oooooh, a short one
Lois sighed as she opened the kitchen window, allowing the smoke to escape.
Little Lois trying her first (and last) Mother’s Day surprise breakfast in the Lane household: a cup of warm water?
he'd have been there to make her a cup of tea; or at least warn her that the kettle didn't already have water in it.
LOIS: What? Didn’t you read the warning label about not being able to boil water?
"...of all the bone-headed...total nincompoop..." A few of the woman's words were loud enough for Lois to make them out.
"But she'll love it!" The man protested.
Huh. Who would that… At first, thought about Scrooge Mc Duck here, but the title led me to Tempus right from the get go. So, Lois is getting a visit from her tween kids? Or great-grand children?
The voices became indistinct again, until finally the woman began to shriek. "...dare ring that bell! Don't you dare!"
See? See?
the panicked face of a bespectacled brunette...and the backside of the man she had in a headlock.
"We're going door to door, giving flowers to...uh...married women with...jobs."
So, given the need for glasses and the horrible excuses, it looks like Lois *didn’t* sleep around in response to Clark being said to not be compatible with the Earthbound Human.
Lois nodded sagely, glancing at the all-too-familiar, sleigh-like vehicle poorly concealed behind some shrubs across the street. "Yes, I think I do."
So, does this mean Clark will be confronted with a much more amorous wife when he gets home?
Lois grinned and shook her head. "Let's just say it's from future members of the Cheese of the Month Club."
So, *why* did the future members of the Cheese of the Month Club visit the past. They do have a Lois back home. Or are they from *much much* further down the line? But they wouldn’t be that…dorky about it, would they?
Traveling. Wrote on phone. Very tired.
You are truly dedicated. And I didn't notice one phone-keyboard typo in there, too
Michael