I know this fic was on the archives, but I can't find it and I don't remember the title.
Everyone thinks Clark is dating Superman. Some people get mad and start picketing Clark's apartment. Two of his coworkers try to talk to him about coming out of the closet. Lois waffles over whether she believes Clark about being straight, and she tells him that she won't be his beard.
It was a multi authored fic; I believe the writers were both women.
Does anyone know it?