This is cute. It reminds me of the houses my wife and I have bought and how fiddle-winkin' much paperwork we had to go through.

But this line is my favorite, by far:

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“Trouble does seem to follow you around like it’s hoping you’ll take it home and feed it.”
I laughed out loud. And I seriously wish I'd written it first!

Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.

- Stephen King, from On Writing