Hahaha! Nicely done! Ridiculous and cute! The punchline was perfect! It never crossed my mind and I don't know how many times I've heard it before.

Now Lois gets one, right? Fries before guys?
(As a mom of twins, I often see variations of "Don't stick your Ding-Dong in a Ho-Ho or you might wind up with Twinkies.")
