Hi Barbara!
Hmm…such as getting FDK?
No, wait, those are the *expected* side effects
her throat constricting painfully as she joined Lex Luthor at the altar. Her eyes widened as she realized who was standing behind him.
I’ll admit, from the discussions earlier, I was expecting Clark as Lex’s best man, standing behind the groom with a big smile on his lips and a nod. You know, like a Stepford drone. Wait a second, with hypnosis being a thing in LnC, this could actually be an option
when the doors of the room suddenly flew open with a bang. Lois blinked as she recognized a man in red and blue stumbling into the room.
Too early, Superman. We’re not at the ‘objection’ part of the ceremony.
Stumbling? She wanted to rub her eyes as she watched the Man of Steel swaying precariously on his way toward the altar.
Wonderful, he’s drunk again…
"Well, you asked me to support ya marriage with Lois. Ya invitation was ra…rather hard to re…resist. So, I figured, I'd come."
Wait, really? I did not expect him to get sloshed!
Then Superman turned around, staggering a few steps toward the first line of seats, sorted his cape and then set down in mid-air.
Superman wriggled his brows. “Am I? I don’t remember drinking anything. But come to think of it - slurring speech, lowered inhibitions, trouble keeping my balance and a strange fuzzy feeling in my head - I guess it’s safe to say that I’m complete and utterly smashed.
Wait a minute. Did Lex get the Red K?
LEX: Red is for passion. Green is just…sick.
That red glowing stuff you exposed me to did quite a number on me, I give you that.
You should know that I would never x-ray your clothing. That was a mean thing to say and I’m deeply sorry about it.” His expression changed to goofy again as he had another look at Lex. “Come to think about x-raying someone’s clothing -”
He’s checking Lex’s qualifications for the wedding night
SUPERMAN: And I must say, Lex is quite lacking in his qualifications.
“I don’t know what you did to him, but judging by the state he’s in, you’re every bit the monster he says you are.” She reached for Superman’s arm to pull him with her. He was still giggling, pulling a silly face and sticking out his tongue before he turned his back on Lex and followed Lois.
Yes, quite the fiend, this Lex.
Great fun how he accidentally revealed the truth to just Lois. And now she’s taking charge, moving him to a safe place before he can blab about it to the assembled press.
LOIS: Safe place? My apartment?
I mean, yes, to a safe place. Would never take advantage of an inebriated Superman. Especially not as a rebound.
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I’m with the rest of the crowd. We need a squeal. I mean sequel.
Michael
