Loved it!
Fun story! I think my favorite line was the "Epiphany button"

And the ending was perfect!
Disgust snorted. “Don’t expect too much. The guy is clearly a virgin.”
Joy whipped her head around to look at Disgust. “No way! A guy who can kiss like that and has a body to die for can’t be a virgin.”
Disgust smirked. “Sure he is. You want to bet on it?”

Thanks for posting!
-Bek