Oh, did I have a laugh when I read this.
I liked this story so much that I used it to explain to a non-FoLC what FoLCs are. Well, needless to say, she had a good time, too.
But I think you missed a few types of FoLCs: The Lurker, trying to get his 'food' unseen;
The crossbreeds (who of the betas is neither writer nor feedbacker?);
The "I'm not a writer", who produces small quantities of High quality food;
The nagger, urging the writers to produce more stuff more quickly;
The horny Clark-lovers (there are a lot of them out here, especially on the nfic side)...
The Queen of the nfic herd; (Hello, Sue!)
Besides, you have to do a report on the mad cow.. er, mad FoLC disease: FoLCs rolling on the field after ingesting certain bits of fodder, mooing out loud - that would be us after reading about FoLCs.
Will there be a sequel?
