Kerth Challenge #11 - WHOOPS! They Figured it out Challenge

Someone has discovered Clark’s secret identity, but it’s not who you’d think. And hey... this one has syntactical ambiguity—as in, it could be someone (like Ralph!) figuring out that Clark is Superman. But what if... it’s Clark’s secret identity that isn’t who we’d think? What if Clark was... Spiderman and Lois figures it out?

Thanks to Queen of the Capes for this submission!

Spike: "There's a hole in the world...feels like we ought to have known."
-Angel