This year would be different.
Why do I feel like these are some famous last words??
OMG, Ralph is the WOOOORST!
A simple red suit and different facial hair wouldn’t disguise him well enough that she wouldn’t recognize her own best friend.
No, it has to be a simple red and blue suit to trick her...
…Or pepper spray, she thought with malice.
Get him, Lois!
...Ever get inside those tights?”
the sour taste of sweat-soaked polyester that coated her tongue.
Ewwwww.
I don't know exactly how true this is, but I love the energy of it!
Merry Christmas Clark, lol.
The reason that…
I’m not in love with you.
I do just have a weakness for this particular sentence structure.
There hadn’t ever not been a bomb before.
Oh, man, poor Lois.
...he was silhouetted in softly falling snow.
Aw, I love Christmas snow kisses!
Perry’s office even had a glowing-nosed reindeer at its door.
“He flew you back to Metropolis?”
Clark nodded slowly, with a half grin. “Something like that.”
Sure.
Something. 
People lied, didn’t they?
CONSTANTLY.
SO Christmas-y! And I just love the Prankster! I'm so glad the boards had a fic-a-ton this year so we can read all these amazing stories!
