She crossed her arms in front of her chest. “Clark Jerome Kent, you'll let me drag you out of this bar now. And for your poor father's sake you better make it convincing.”
She stood up and came around to grab Clark's arm. “Bob, could you help me, please?”
Clark groaned. “Geez, Mom, did you have to do that?”
She glared at him. “Shush now. This is what you get for drinking more than you should!”
Sorry Clark, its called the 'walk of shame' and one you do
have to participate in for the entire family's sake.
Don't worry, in the long run Lana isn't worth it. Besides there is an entire world out there waiting to be explored. Why would you want to get tied up at such a young age anyway? Hmmm, I'm assuming Clark is about twenty years old?

Great story Bakasi!
