Hi Mary,
Green Fever by EditorJax over yonder
Too bad you required *drunk* Clark instead of just diminished-capacity Clark because there's
that one fic by Carol M...
And yes, I could bring some more drunken Lois along for the fun. Just one more entry and the free for all starts...

Michael
PS: I just realized that I haven't actually posted the story part where Clark and his wife are officially not drunk on their wedding night. It was just ceremonial. At least that's what Clark said. But since it's not posted at this time, it's not relevant anyway...