Hi Amanda!
So great to see this is back! I guess now I have to challenge you to a Karaoke night at the dive bar so you remember that you have knocked Lois you on the head?
Kerth Challenge #3: The Wedding Challenge!
Someone is getting married…but it’s NOT Lois and Clark!
I’m not sure why I never noticed this challenge. But having just rewatched I Now Pronounce You…, Clark and Clois would fit the challenge, would they?
Write a fic in which L&C attend a wedding for SOMEONE THEY KNOW.
Ohhhhh…
Clark is on home from college for fall break and Lois is in her senior year of high school. Someone they know is getting married. Enjoy!
Did Lana need to have a shotgun wedding during her first year of college?
He felt himself floating as he hung up the phone. “Yes!” he exclaimed in joy, shadow boxing the air as he spun in place.
“No flying in the house, young man.” His mother scolded as she came into the kitchen.
poor guy, those teenage hormones must be driving him bonkers.
Ellen hasn’t called me to make sure I keep you two out of trouble.”
‘keep out of trouble’ meaning Ellen doesn’t want her daughter to attend her highschool graduation in a pregnancy gown?
“She doesn’t exactly know.”
Oh?
Martha’s eyes narrowed. “How does she not know that her daughter is travelling halfway across the country for a wedding?”
It’s a 10 minute trip, little pumpkin will be back by midnight.
“Lois told her she was going to a friend’s house tonight. She just didn’t tell her which friend.”
LOIS: I didn’t lie!
“And where did she get the money for the flight?”
She’s paying for the trip with her virtue. If she can convince the pilot to accept it.
Thus far, he’d managed to not let his parents know just how much Lois knew about him.
His dad would certainly flip out if he knew what Clark was planning to do with his powers someday.
JONATHAN: *Tights*?
I’m just wondering how she made a phone call from the plane.”
Lex’s Gulfstream got onboard communications.
“Just how much does she know?”
Umm…that he’s still a very patient young man.
“You’re late.” Lois said as Clark landed in the alley two blocks from her house. She ran over to hug him anyway. “I figured you’d be here waiting for me, not the other way around.”
Leaving Lois alone in a dark alley. Has he learned nothing?
. So, I may have mentioned that I was going to marry you – not yet, but in the future after college and starting our careers and stuff.”
That’s probably gone over well.
“I still don’t see why we have to wait that long. We’re technically already married.”
“Lo-is. We’ve already talked about this.”
“Well, maybe I want to talk about it again.”
Teenage hormones?
So, I kind of… blurted out that I’d seen the future.”
Madame Zelda?
“You’d think that two people who found a super powered baby in a spaceship would be a little less skeptical.”
You could touch the space ship
I still can’t believe Lana and Pete are getting married.”
Right out of high school. Clark’s disinterest in dating her must have changed her story, too.
They’re building a life together. I mean – in the other timeline, did either of them ever settle down?”
“No,” Clark shook his head slowly. “Far as I know, they were both single – Pete running his father’s feed store and Lana off in California doing… something. I think she became a fashion designer.”
Awww… and now their little one can grow up to become the grandfather of the Tempus line.
She just couldn’t see him past all of this.”
Clark glanced at her sideways. “Did you just gesture to all of me?”
“Maybe.” Lois smirked. “I mean you can’t really blame her for not seeing Pete when you were just standing around all good looking and eligible?”
“Says the girl who once compared my eyes to mud.”
“What?! I did not!” Lois protested.
Time travel is evil.
“There! You see? You are talking about a past which is in the future and therefore subject to change. I can now guarantee you that I will not say those words and thereby the future becomes the past ergo, I never said that.
“What?”
“Oh, good. We’re here.” Lois took off her seatbelt and hopped out of the truck before Clark could wrap his head around whether or not her words made any actual sense.
Very cleverly done!
Clark followed Pete out of the dressing room and wondered if he would be nervous the next time he and Lois got married.
Well, to be fair, until it’s all sealed and done for, there’s way too much that can go wrong to not be nervous.
There is no sense in worrying about it. Right now, they are young and in love and happy.”
Time to worry about becoming grandparents then?
This. Is. Fun!
Michael
