Hey, LMouse, where's the next part? I want to see Lois turn somebody into a frog.

Seriously, I'm surprised you haven't been nagged more about this. It's an excellent story, and I like all the more for the fact that there's no way I could write it! Please find the time to do what's necessary for RL to let up out from under its thumb so that we can enjoy more of this wonderfully inventive story.


Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.

- Stephen King, from On Writing