DJ, Roo and Lara, thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful comments!
DJ, you're more than welcome for providing reading material.

And I do kind of want to pull a Perry-esque stunt and push the two of them into The Planet's conference room and force them to resolve their issues.
But, without that kind of angst as a catalyst, this little piece would've never been written. I heart irony.
