Thanks for your encouragement. I really appreciate it. Especially since this is the first time in my life that I write something a) for the mere fun of it and b) in order to share it.
Now, Lois has two things to be really mad about…
Yes, she has. Gives Clark a chance to practice 'fessing up. Maybe.
What does he have up his sleeve?
Later! (Though I'm sure I have mentioned it to you.)
How about bright orange and Barbie doll pink? Then what would you say, Clark?
"I'm blind!" is what he would say. Those colours combined should be able to hurt his eyes profoundly. I know something that could help, though:
I like the "Jerry Clark" bit. Lois will be SOOOOOOOOO mad!

He should be able to soothe her temper. He *is* very good at that sort of thing. But, yes, she will be mad.
I too, love the Jerry Clark bit. That's really a great idea.
Well, Clark-the-novelist isn't my idea in the first place. There have been countless others with that idea before me.