It took me until the end of the story to remember who was writing this, and therefore why Cat picked the hair quality. Interesting story though, no doubt.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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