Tank thinking: "Lois wouldn't cut her hair just to please Superman, but I've got to get it off somehow. What about paint?"
Great story, and I hope you write a sequel about Lois plan. It would be pretty nasty to have paint all over you, though.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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