The funny thing about this particular story, Nan, is that Lois is my mother. My mom had a very similar conversation with school officals when I was in middle school (although it was about lockers, not lunches - long story) and she had the principal's head turning so fast she didn't know what hit her.
Trust Mom to scare the pants off anyone standing in her way.
Yes, exactly. Seriously, have you met my mother?
"She's as tough as Superman, and she doesn't even have super powers."
The essence of Lois Lane in one great line.
Good story, Nan!
