I think this was my favourite part. It was tied with the Martha phone call.

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Selecting the least romantic ingredients in his pantry, he started the process of making chili with beans and hardtack cornbread.
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As for the Martha phone call. I'd die if my Mum talked to me that way...but if I was a Mum I'd totally do that to my kid. That's awesome.


I've converted to lurk-ism... hopefully only temporary.