I'm too tired to post any really coherent FDK, but your fic is hilarious! I totally loved this:
5:17 – Superman assures unidentified caller, code-named “Honey”, that he will be home in time to fix dinner for “Honey”. Assurance appears to have been made under duress.
And, of course, I laughed myself silly at this:
5:43 – By the executive powers vested in Green Lantern, Justice League Resolution 551 is passed: We affirm the unimportance of the relative vertical positioning of Superman and his spouse during physical intimacy, due to its complete lack of relevance with regard to global security. Order restored to meeting.
And this - poor Clark:
Lois gasped. “What? Where did *that* idea come from? *I’m* top banana, remember?! Now move over!”
Clark winced. There was *no way* that he could explain to Lois that his actions had been influenced by the snickering that he had heard when he left the Justice League meeting. As he exited the convention room, he had even overheard someone say smugly, “Guess we know which one of *them* gets to be on top.”
And how about appointing Wonder Woman as head of the Justice League to win approval rates from heterosexual females, while at the same time not turning away heterosexual men by covering up more of Wonder woman's body in more uniform?
Hilarious, Vincent!
Ann
