An army of Anns waving pitchforks at my blasphemy - now there's a hilarious image! Good one!
Um, no. Chloe isn't better than Lois. Chloe IS Lois. Let me see:
Smallville Lois < Chloe Sullivan = LnC Lois
Does that make sense?
“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!” - Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.
Good one! 